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I dug up a dildo in our new yard. Do dildos normally grow around here?
I just moved in and was doing some landscaping. I uncovered what looks to be a dildo with some balls. I killed it with a shovel but I'm concerned there are more. What country do they originate from? I haven't found any nests but there may be more.
God how awful for you! That's the last thing you need when you move into a new place.
I recommend spraying the whole area where you found the dildo with a strong spermicide and raking it in gently afterwards. Let's hope it was just a "rogue" dildo that strayed from its normal home range and ended up in your yard. Dildo infestation is NO laughing matter! |
