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Would a dildo be a good christmas gift to my female boss?
She likes to say I'm gay for not going out with her and stuff, but I told her that we both could get fired if we did, so I was thinking if I got her a dildo she'll stop flirting with me because I'm not interested.
A very large part of me wants to tell you yes, get her the 14" model. But, I have to say, you will get fired if anyone else finds out, even if your boss is cool with it. And, believe me, others will find out if the grapevine at your place is anything like it is at mine.
That's what I gave to my boss, and she gave me a BJ. I would say yes.
I gave one at a gift exchange once for work and it was quite a hit. Just don't get the one that looks like a pickle.
a good gift if you would like her to be your ex-boss(i.e. you'd be gone) |